recuperationdisliker:

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we’re in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn’t exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

(via souljaboyplayingbraid)

fungicidecarhorn64ad:

oniongarlic:

Saddam Hussein

(via marinebiologyshitposts)

neotrances:

(via lolt64)

sandwichcolonel:

(via slimetony)

holeswollenshut:

(via hungwy)

plastiboo:

relelvance:

gardensandghosts:

relelvance:

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

YOU

Soulja boy tell em

(via spoopy-metroid)

heathxledger:

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

(via why-are-we-laughing)

lolt64:

angelicguy:

ramshacklefey:

angelicguy:

angelicguy:

ctrl alt del… the three sisters

A friend of mine once said he was gonna name his kids Control, Alt, and Delete, so that when they fucked up he could hit them all at once.

lets send that bitch to jail

we’re gonna kill your friend man

sexhaver:

river trout with a cuck fetish fantasizing about being caught by a fisherman who measures him, shakes his head, and tosses him back

(via thyrell)